Those Very Special Episodes of LOST
Deeps and I play this game where we talk about what you’re not going to see on specific TV shows. Like the Very Special Jack Bauer Christmas where Jack helps Santa fight terrorists and deliver his toys on 24.
We’ve had a lot of speculation about the episodes you won’t see on LOST - like:
The episode where Claire discovers a secret cache of gold eye shadow, smokey black eye liner and the perfect mascara. That would explain why she looks so overly made-up each week.
The episode where Hurley accidentally uses some of the “brown sugar” that Charlie keeps in those Virgin Mary statues. Hilarity and some important lessons would ensue.
The episode where Kate and Sun pluck each other’s eyebrows into the perfect arches we see each week.
The episode where we learn Claire isn’t a natural blonde and her roots grow out.
The episode where Jack decides he hates all of his island neighbors and has elaborate dreams of murdering them all.
The flashback to that day in the first grade when Sawyer’s pants split because he ate too much at the Halloween party.
The episode where the Lostaways suffer from a terrible bout of dysentery.
The episode where John Locke shaves his noggin smooth.
The special Lost Christmas where Hurley decides to make a living nativity because – dude, we’ve got a baby and everything. They also stumble upon a camel and some sheep. Jin miraculously learns English in this episode.
The LOST wedding with Scott or Steve and that one lady in the background. Someone had packed a Vera Wang dress in his or her luggage and they also find a perfect tuxedo in the specially identified “wardrobe” hatch that is identified by a mysterious logo featuring ruby red slippers.
The episode where everyone goes to Moldavia and become involved in a horrible shoot-out with Moldavian separatists. Not everyone makes it out alive.
Deeps and I play this game where we talk about what you’re not going to see on specific TV shows. Like the Very Special Jack Bauer Christmas where Jack helps Santa fight terrorists and deliver his toys on 24.
We’ve had a lot of speculation about the episodes you won’t see on LOST - like:
The episode where Claire discovers a secret cache of gold eye shadow, smokey black eye liner and the perfect mascara. That would explain why she looks so overly made-up each week.
The episode where Hurley accidentally uses some of the “brown sugar” that Charlie keeps in those Virgin Mary statues. Hilarity and some important lessons would ensue.
The episode where Kate and Sun pluck each other’s eyebrows into the perfect arches we see each week.
The episode where we learn Claire isn’t a natural blonde and her roots grow out.
The episode where Jack decides he hates all of his island neighbors and has elaborate dreams of murdering them all.
The flashback to that day in the first grade when Sawyer’s pants split because he ate too much at the Halloween party.
The episode where the Lostaways suffer from a terrible bout of dysentery.
The episode where John Locke shaves his noggin smooth.
The special Lost Christmas where Hurley decides to make a living nativity because – dude, we’ve got a baby and everything. They also stumble upon a camel and some sheep. Jin miraculously learns English in this episode.
The LOST wedding with Scott or Steve and that one lady in the background. Someone had packed a Vera Wang dress in his or her luggage and they also find a perfect tuxedo in the specially identified “wardrobe” hatch that is identified by a mysterious logo featuring ruby red slippers.
The episode where everyone goes to Moldavia and become involved in a horrible shoot-out with Moldavian separatists. Not everyone makes it out alive.
Labels: 2006
2 Comments:
Oh, yeah! I want to know where they hide all the hairstylists, too!
Fun game!
Too funny! I thought the same about Claire's eyes tonight.
How've you been Alyssa?
What brings you back to the east?
It's been a long time....
-dcn
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