What are you doing for Easter?
I think this is a very funny question.

Easter was important in my family when we were kids – there were baskets and we all went to grandma’s to go to church and eat lots of food.

Then as we became surly teens, we didn’t go for it so much. And now I don’t have any kids, so I never know when it is Easter until I get pictures of the brood, freaked out, standing with a big rabbit.

Today is Easter and how will the lapsed not-quite-a-Catholic and the lapsed Hindu celebrate? There will be no lamb. The Hindus don't really celebrate Easter, but if I had to guess - Deeps probably got a basket as a kid. His parents thought it was part of the American experience for some stuff like that - I know they had a Christmas tree when he was little.

We’ll be dismantling the world’s must hideous bush. I figure it’s not all the holy, but everyone respects the importance of hard, physical labor, right? I’m not going to lounge around eat Peeps.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.