She always finds the silver lining
Yesterday I worked with Wendy at the gym.

I explained that I had been a little unwell the previous day and that I needed to take things a little easy – so as not to hurl all over her nice gym shoes.

We worked out, things went okay and I told her my tale of woe.

She listened carefully, asking questions and giving me the sympathetic head nod. She only giggled a little – but that’s when I did.

And then she offered up this little gem, “And now we know that you should be able to take a punch to the face.”

“I guess, but I really hope it doesn’t happen again,” I replied.

“Yeah,” she sighed. “I guess I need to work with you on the evasive moves.”

“It’s hard to evade a toilet seat.”

“You’re telling me.”