Dear Car:

I got my hopes up. I’d really hoped that you’d be ready to take home yesterday but that isn’t the case.

I have no idea when you’ll be ready. But I’ve excavated, painted, cleaned, and stained everything I possibly can. Now I need you so I can buy some groceries and pick up some blue hydrangeas to plant along the ugly fence.

So get well soon, little car. I’m saving dozens of dollars on gas and that has just got to come to an end.

Your owner (just 29 more payments to go!),
Alyssa