Things I think about when I can’t sleep
Last night I had a tough time falling asleep, despite being totally wiped by 10 PM.

I had a little stream of consciousness thinking going – it reveals no great mysteries about me, except that I’m odd. And you already know that.

What is it like to get a pedicure in France?

How could baseball become interesting to me?

I should really go swimming.

We should get a dog. Deeps would totally not go for it. How could I get him to go for it? Of course then I’d have to walk the dog. Sometimes I have to work late. And I can’t just leave him a big bowl of food if we go on vacation for a few days. Plus the Poopus would be mad. Maybe I’ll stick with the cat.

If we have a baby, I think we need a swanky digital SLR – at least 12 MP.

I think more rappers should buy well-made fake bling to wear instead of investing in the real stuff. Then they could take the money they save and put it in a high interest bearing savings account if they are nervous about the stock market. If anyone accuses you of wearing fake stuff, pop a cap in them and enhance your street cred.