AMEX thinks I’m fancy
Sure, you can look at my blog and think – this woman is fancy. She lives in a glamorous half-a-house and enjoys the good life: cable TV, pizza on Wednesdays and trips to Whole Foods to buy one unusual produce item.
So it should come to no surprise to you that American Express thinks I’m fancy. Like I might have a personal assistant to manage my account – you know, to pay my bills.
I realize now that my life is really lacking something. I don’t have a personal assistant! If I had a personal assistant, everything would be different.
So, I am now looking for a personal assistant. The pay is poor (none), you can sleep in the guest room on the Aero bed, and you must be at my beck and call all hours of the day. If you’re interested, please send an email to: areyoucrazy@you’vegottobekiddingme.org.
Sure, you can look at my blog and think – this woman is fancy. She lives in a glamorous half-a-house and enjoys the good life: cable TV, pizza on Wednesdays and trips to Whole Foods to buy one unusual produce item.
So it should come to no surprise to you that American Express thinks I’m fancy. Like I might have a personal assistant to manage my account – you know, to pay my bills.
I realize now that my life is really lacking something. I don’t have a personal assistant! If I had a personal assistant, everything would be different.
So, I am now looking for a personal assistant. The pay is poor (none), you can sleep in the guest room on the Aero bed, and you must be at my beck and call all hours of the day. If you’re interested, please send an email to: areyoucrazy@you’vegottobekiddingme.org.
Labels: 2006
4 Comments:
hey, at least you got pizza. sign me up.
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Why do they think you have a personal assitant? I'm confused.
I will say, they call too freaking much. I finally told them to take their card back. Done with that!
They sent me an email saying they could modify my account to allow someone else to pay for me (like my sugar daddy?) - like a spouse, a caretaker or a personal assistant. I just got all excited by the idea of personal assistant.
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