Watch the birdie
The evil blue jay of doom is pushing me to extreme actions.
A family of blue jays live in the trees behind the house. They chirp and squawk – blue jays don’t make pretty sounds. They make ugly, harsh, hideous sounds like the four birdmen of the apocalypse.
For the past couple of weeks the head of the blue jay mafia has been chirping and making a ton of noise early in the morning. This morning, he really got going. He was so loud I could hear him through the closed window and over the sound of the fan running. He woke me up at 5:30 and I’ve been awake since.
I’m cranky and I hate that bird. I’m thinking of leaving lots of cat treats on the back steps to get the neighborhood cat posse on the case.
Stupid birds.
The evil blue jay of doom is pushing me to extreme actions.
A family of blue jays live in the trees behind the house. They chirp and squawk – blue jays don’t make pretty sounds. They make ugly, harsh, hideous sounds like the four birdmen of the apocalypse.
For the past couple of weeks the head of the blue jay mafia has been chirping and making a ton of noise early in the morning. This morning, he really got going. He was so loud I could hear him through the closed window and over the sound of the fan running. He woke me up at 5:30 and I’ve been awake since.
I’m cranky and I hate that bird. I’m thinking of leaving lots of cat treats on the back steps to get the neighborhood cat posse on the case.
Stupid birds.
Labels: 2006
2 Comments:
Birds are truly evil. I know. I was once stalked by a turkey.
If the cat thing doesn't work, put hot sauce around their 'congregating' area.
Blue jays used to attack my cat when I was a little kid. Evil avians.
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home