An Open Letter to Christmas
Dear Christmas:
Hey there, Christmas – what is up? I am fine. How are you?
I wanted to let you know that you cannot beat me. Thanks to the Interweb I did all of my Christmas shopping in like 2 hours. Yep. I’m on fire. An unstoppable gift-giving machine.
bff
Alyssa
A response from Christmas
Dear Alyssa:
Hey there Alyssa, whazzup wit you? I’m rockin’! LOL.
BTW, just wanted to let you know that there are still like 25 days left until you have to actually travel for Christmas. Let’s not forget what that’s like. I mean you’re traveling with gifts and all your girl stuff – plus your husband. I don’t think it’s a good idea to taunt me now.
M’kay?
X
A response from Alyssa
My dearest Christmas,
This morning I discovered a couple of emails saying that a few of my awesome online purchases were rejected because of a “problem” with my credit card. This seems odd to me as I just paid off said card last month and there’s a lot of room to make holiday purchases.
Did you have anything to do with this? If so – please give my credit card its sassy mojo back. I really need to buy some new sheets.
So sorry if you thought my previous message was serious. I was TOTALLY joking!
bff
Alyssa
Dear Christmas:
Hey there, Christmas – what is up? I am fine. How are you?
I wanted to let you know that you cannot beat me. Thanks to the Interweb I did all of my Christmas shopping in like 2 hours. Yep. I’m on fire. An unstoppable gift-giving machine.
bff
Alyssa
A response from Christmas
Dear Alyssa:
Hey there Alyssa, whazzup wit you? I’m rockin’! LOL.
BTW, just wanted to let you know that there are still like 25 days left until you have to actually travel for Christmas. Let’s not forget what that’s like. I mean you’re traveling with gifts and all your girl stuff – plus your husband. I don’t think it’s a good idea to taunt me now.
M’kay?
X
A response from Alyssa
My dearest Christmas,
This morning I discovered a couple of emails saying that a few of my awesome online purchases were rejected because of a “problem” with my credit card. This seems odd to me as I just paid off said card last month and there’s a lot of room to make holiday purchases.
Did you have anything to do with this? If so – please give my credit card its sassy mojo back. I really need to buy some new sheets.
So sorry if you thought my previous message was serious. I was TOTALLY joking!
bff
Alyssa
