Dr. Giggles

I’m not feeling especially clever today – that will become obvious when you read the rest of this entry - but I thought I’d share a few encounters I had with Deeps last night.

Me: Do you know where the colander is?
Deeps: No.
Me: Maybe you should call the police.
Deeps: You think you’re so funny.
Me: (hysterical laughter)

Later
Me: Have you seen my cell phone?
Deeps: No.
Me: I’m worried. I think we should call the police.
Deeps: (grumbling)
Me: (hysterical laughter)

Even later
Me: Have you seen the cat?
Deeps: Why should I call the police?
Me: No. I thought I heard her making the barf sound.
Deeps: Oh god.
Me: I know.
Deeps: Maybe she’s in the basement.
Me: Maybe we should call the police – and tell them to bring the hazmat team.
Deeps: ….
Me: (hysterical laughter)