Three conversations about one thing

Me: It was a little cold this morning.
Deeps: I know – we might have to pull out the jackets soon.
Me: I need to take my scarves to the cleaners.
Deeps: Do I have a scarf?
Me: Yeah. I’m thinking of getting a new hat.
Deeps: Oh yeah?
Me: A beret.
Deeps: (giggle)
Me: I look good in a beret.
Deeps: Yeah.
Me: It’s true.
Deeps: okay.
Me: Will you be on my podcast?
Deeps: No.
Me: Please!
Deeps: No.
Me: Fine.

Deeps: What’s for dinner?
Me: Tiny tacos.
Deeps: Like taquitos?
Me: Like tiny tacos.
Deeps: Hmm.
Me: They’re good.
Deeps: Yeah.
Me: Will you be on my podcast?
Deeps: No.
Me: !!!

Deeps: How much was the last cable bill?
Me: I don’t know.
Deeps: Do you have an approximate guess?
Me: I can look. Why do you need it?
Deeps: Because I’m trying to verify our account with the cable people.
Me: Oh. Do you want to be on my podcast?
Deeps: Honestly woman.
Me: It’s going to be awesome.
Deeps: No.
Me: I have music now!
Deeps: No.
Me: Extra awesome.
Deeps: No.